How many jews can you fit in a Volks-Wagon?
54. Two in the front, two in the back, and 50 in the ash-tray.
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How many jews can you fit in a Volks-Wagon?
54. Two in the front, two in the back, and 50 in the ash-tray.
Why don't you throw a rock at a mexican on a bike?
Because the bike might be yours.
What's the difference between a bag of shit and a nigger?
The bag.
What so you call a black doctor?
A nigger!
What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff?
A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
What did the mexican fireman name his kids?
Jose and hose B.
Why do jews have huge noses?
Bucause all the air is free.
A mexican and a nigger both fall off the top of a building at the exact same time. Who hits the ground first?
Who cares?
A mexican and a nigger are both in the back of a car. Who's driving?
A cop.
How do you disable paki missiles?
Cut the rubber bands.
How do you stop a paki war-tank?
Shoot the guys pushing it.
How do you fit a thousand jews in a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them all out?
Tell 'em Hitler's driving.
What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.
You're locked in a room with Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, and a paki. You have a pistol with only two bullets in it. What do you do?
Shoot the paki twice to make sure he's dead.
How do you know a paki is lying?
His lips are moving.
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
What do you call a croud of niggers around the CN Tower?
Pubic hair.
Why do black people always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads.
How do you find the population of mexico?
Throw a dollar in the street.
How do you find the richest man in mexico?
Find the guy who got the dollar.
What do you call five niggers pushing a car up a street?
Muscle.
What do you call five white guys pushing a car up a street?
White power.
What do you call five mexicans pushing a car up a street?
Grand Theft Auto.
How do you stop a mexican from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Put it under a bar of soap.
What's the difference between a dog getting run over by a car and a nigger getting run over by a car?
The skid marks lead to the dog.
Did you hear about that mexican who got a job?
Me neither.
How do you blindfold a chinese guy?
Dental floss.
What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
How many niggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, one to screw it in and the otehr to drive the pink Cadillac.
Why are niggers getting stronger?
TVs are getting bigger.
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
Why does LA have so many fags and NYC have so many niggers?
LA had first choice.
What do you call a chinese nigger with aids?
Coon Die Soon.
Wy do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds don't shit on their lips.
What did God say when he created the first nigger?
Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
How do you get a nigger to put a condom on?
Put a Nike logo on it.
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
What language do jewish homos speak?
Heblew.
What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.